The Preacher and the Cowboy

A preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, 'I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.' The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.'