Military Wisdom

It's been a while, but my usual source forwarded this recently...

Coffee tastes better if the latrines are dug downstream from an encampment.
- US Army Field Regulations, 1861

Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you.
- Your Buddies

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.
- the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

AIM towards the Enemy.
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground.
- US Air Force

Five-second fuses only last three seconds.
- Infantry Journal

Hey, you're going to hurt someone if you keep doing that!!!
- Harry Seacomb upon coming under German fire whilst in the desert relieving himself against a cactus; he described it as 'the moment the war got personal'.

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.
- Infantry Journal

If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly.
- David Hackworth

If your attack is going too well, you have walked into an ambush.
- Infantry Journal

Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map.

Push to test ... Release to detonate.

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

The easy way is always mined.

The purpose of war is not to die for your country. The purpose of war is to ensure that the other guy dies for his country.
- General Patton

Tracers work both ways.
- US Army Ordnance

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.
- Infantry Journal

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
- US Marine Corps

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